Where it happened: The Bathroom
Langauge: English
Sex: Female
Rating: 7
Category: Straight
It was a languid summer afternoon, and I had just gotten
back from a long day at work. As I worked for a landscaper
at the time, I had dirt underneath my fingernails and
was generally filthy, so I undressed to take a shower. I
was on my period at the time too, so I felt even dirtier
than usual. Anyway. Like you needed to hear that.
So, the doorbell rang. I peered out the window, and saw
that it was Randy, the UPS man, with a package. I assumed
it was the book on Norse mythology I had ordered, and went
to the door to get it. My friend Lisa called Randy “The
Crotchless Wondor,” for some reason I cannot explain.
Anyway. Rand plays the piano, so he has these
long fingers that make me moist everytime he gives me the
little book to sign.
His hands are a milk white color, and perfectly manicured,
with these soft little nails.
Randy must have been lusting after me for years by this point,
because the first thing he said when I opened the door was:
“Omigod you boobs are so big.”
What a great pickup line. Anyway, my roomate had heard us,
and she dragged herself out of the bed in the back room,
where she had been having sex with her steady, Mike, and
two friends of theirs, Jill and Richard. (They called him
“Dick”)Anyway, Cassie said:
“Oh, it’s Randy. Hey, Randy, wanna join us?”
I was completely amazed at her brazeness and stepped back
from the door.
“Oh, you can come too,” she said.
I decided the time had come. I took Randy’s hand in mine and
walked down the hallway. He looked like the happiest man on
earth as I pulled off his uniform and Cassie gestured toward
the bed. He leaned over me and took my sex in his hands and
whispered:
“Baby, I’ve been waiting for this. Let’s fuck.”
We joined the circle in the bed, and I had a great time with
all of them. but Randy took me first. The whole time i was a
little freaked and my heart was pounding and I just kept shouting
“harder, harder,” begging him for more. We still have sex
every time he brings a package.
I love my UPS man!
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