Where it happened: My bedroom
Langauge: English
Sex: Female
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
OK, so here I am, i’ve been a huge fan of this site since it started up, and I’ve read countless stories, well now the time has come for me to un-proudly contribute my own.
I was 17, and I had been seeing my girlfriend for about six months or so. She broke up with me and went out w/ my best friend, but she after two weeks came back to her senses and we got back together. The culmination of this series of events occured about a week later. We were in my room just fooling around, a little foreplay never hurt anyone. We had been doing this for a long time, since about two months, but this was the first time it was this intense. However, one thing was missing from this magical sequence of events… my erection. It’s important for me to tell you that my girlfriend at this point in time was absolutely knock-down gorgeous. She would give a dead man an erection. So here we were, sitting on my bed, she was naked, and I was recieving my very first blowjob. I was fairly experienced in the rest of things, but that was my first. Still, one thing was missing… my erection. No matter what she did, my little general just wouldn’t stand up and salute. Finally she was horny to the point where she wanted to have sex. We decided that it was in both our best interests, so we thought it best to give it a go. My girlfriend slipped out of her plaid panties and I slinkered down my plaid boxers, revealing my… (surprise) limp penis. She climbed on top of me and we attempted to guide me inside… but the still limpness of my penis made this feat impossible. It got to the point where she actually had to call our friends, who were very experienced, for advice. “Hey, what do I do??? he just won’t get hard!!!” It’s two months later and I know that I’ll never forget those words. Countless times we tried, different positions we tried, and she tried once more to give me a blowjob. Nothing. I slapped my shlong from side to side, screaming at that ingrateful son-of-a-bitch. “After all i’ve done for you, you abandon me in my fucking hour of need!!! You ingrate! You piece of shit!!” I screamed at it, tried jerking off, nothing was working. Even she gave it a go and pumping me up and down, but again, nothing, not even a tickle inside. I was limp as an empty garden hose. Finally she came up with the idea of lying down on my bed spreadeagled while I rubbed the head of my dick up and down her dripping wet clit. After repeated attempts, this finally had some element of success. I slid my semi-hard cock into her, and believe you me, this was more difficult then you could imagine. It was wonderful though once I was in. It was warm and moist like you wouldn’t believe. This finally had some element of success. My penis stood on end, and I excitedly pulled out the precious trojan, which had been given to me by aforementioned friend. I started putting it on, and my shlong instantly went limp. My girlfriend whispered to me, just forget the condom! That did it. The Little General stood up and properly saluted his superior officer. I plunged into her until I felt my balls start to boil, when I pulled out and we called it quits for the evening. Plenty of room for improvement, but still an afternoon that I will never forget. And beleive me on this- if you are lucky enough to know ahead of time about the big day- refrain from ALL FORMS OF MASTERBATION. Doing so will completely destroy all chances you have of maintaining an erection. So take it from a man who knows… leave the pickle alone if you wanna give a pickle tickle.
UPDATE- as of today, about two months later, I had another identically humiliating run in with this turn of events. Leave that freakin noodle alone if you’re trying to cook!!!
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