Where it happened: My own bed
May 20 of this year. I’ll never forget the day. I finally
got me a piece of that poon-tang pie!! It was a Saturday.
I’d been going out with my girlfriend for just over 3
months. My sister was out, and my slut-bag mother was over
at her boyfriend’s house. She went over there every
Saturday night. My girl and I were always alone Saturday
night. I’d always wondered when we were going to have sex.
Ever since our first date. Our first date was amazing. I
got a blow job. It blew my mind, considering that my last
sexual experience was when I was 7(She was 14). Anyway,
back to my getting laid. We had already done our usual
Saturday fooling around thing (She jerked me off). I hadn’t
gotten around to getting her off yet, though. Anyway, we
were sitting on the couch and we started making out again.
We were going at it hot and heavy. We slowly got into the
her-on-top position. She stopped and asked me what I was
“What do you think I’m thinking?” I asked. “What are you
She replied, “Probably the same thing that you’re thinking.”
We started kissing again.
“So, do you wanna?” I asked.
“Yep, let’s go,” she answered.
So, off we went to my bedroom. I guess I should let you
know that she was on her period, but I didn’t care…I was
gonna get laid!! Anyway, we are in my room, and she makes
me turn around while she gets naked. Of course, I don’t
want any stains on my sheets, so I got a towel. I came into
my room, and there, lying on my bed, was the love of my life,
my gorgeous, beautiful girlfriend. Naked. I was instantly
hard. I got a rubber out of the drawer and went to work.
I was having the time of my life, but I don’t think that she
enjoyed it too much. Oh well. I was happy. Well, 15
minutes–15 minutes!!!–later, I still hadn’t blown my load,
but I had to stop because she was sore. I didn’t care,
I got laid!! Well, there was a lot of blood on the towel,
and some got onto my sheets. It was worth it.